Why we hate the paperclip by Dickywebster, literature
Literature
Why we hate the paperclip
In a secret location (well secret to anyone not paying attention), in an unknown country (actually America, it is most of the time), in an unknown time in the future, there was a genius.
He has nothing to do with this story.
He did something important, but has no place here so you can guess what he did.
It is the near future though, so that part wasn't off topic.
Our story takes place in a dark office one late june night. As it is june it is mostly likely sometime after ten. Bob wouldn't know, he was at the end of a twelve hour shift and was a bit drunk so he wouldn't if it was time to go home or just sleep in the office. He hadn't helped
It was one of those days, you know the kind, where you know it will go wrong. I knew couldn't end well when that space shuttle destroyed the house just after i left and it only got worse. When Godzilla stood on that guy I see everyday at the bus, well lets just say I checked my sanity.
Actually it turned out Godzilla was a pretty nice guy once you stopped to chat, the New York thing was overblown cause the major's wife didn't like him. Gave me a lift to work too, real nice guy.
Yeah ok, so he is a giant lizard that may or may not have destroyed most of New York, but he was a nice guy. took shortcuts no one else could too, big legs, you know